at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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