wanna go halves on a baby?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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