Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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