My hand turned me down
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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