I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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