We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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