Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I need a hoe opinion
go on
These tits shall not be calmed
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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