would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pee around me
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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