Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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