Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Congratulations! We have a period
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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