yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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