everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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