You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
This is the high leading the old right now
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
