No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
you made out with another girl for some wings
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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