I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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