I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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