some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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