Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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