I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
