i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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