More tranny stories later!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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