you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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