I think I died a long time ago.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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