Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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