last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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