I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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