oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
