I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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