so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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