I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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