Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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