I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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