we're blogging at a bar
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Even my vagina gasped.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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