our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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