Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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