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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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