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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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