My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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