Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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