I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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