At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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