im drinking this country out of the recession.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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