if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.