Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(661): View more from California

Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(661): Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though. http://tfl.nu/ww5c

Replies (9) Good night (820) Bad night (875)
Favorite
(608): View more from Wisconsin

You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(608): You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied. http://tfl.nu/sqjw

Replies (10) Good night (4270) Bad night (662)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money http://tfl.nu/ayme

Replies (40) Good night (4228) Bad night (900)
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out? http://tfl.nu/1nw7

Replies (69) Good night (10316) Bad night (1252)
Favorite
(781): View more from Massachusetts

i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(781): i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough http://tfl.nu/ltrw

Replies (15) Good night (3680) Bad night (986)
Favorite
(909): View more from California

At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(909): At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains http://tfl.nu/rchm

Replies (3) Good night (874) Bad night (2300)
Favorite
(480): View more from Arizona

Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(480): Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start. http://tfl.nu/ri6j

Replies (6) Good night (2583) Bad night (841)
Favorite
(850): View more from Florida

Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(850): Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3 http://tfl.nu/b5wj

Replies (7) Good night (3324) Bad night (704)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood. http://tfl.nu/z2ka

Replies (13) Good night (3490) Bad night (1261)
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor. http://tfl.nu/lzwd

Replies (10) Good night (3304) Bad night (888)
Favorite
(619): View more from California

I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(619): I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn" http://tfl.nu/h75w

Replies (5) Good night (1383) Bad night (516)
Favorite
(416): View more from Toronto

At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"

(416): View more from Toronto

He was THIS close.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(416): At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?" (416): He was THIS close. http://tfl.nu/s8nd

Replies (12) Good night (1573) Bad night (869)
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING.... http://tfl.nu/av21

Replies (7) Good night (1936) Bad night (451)
Favorite
(727): View more from Florida

Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(727): Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking. http://tfl.nu/0sjy

Replies (2) Good night (856) Bad night (392)
Favorite
(619): View more from California

I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(619): I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things. http://tfl.nu/mpyy

Replies (3) Good night (593) Bad night (212)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: