Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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