I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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