with your own penis?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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