How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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