I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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