DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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