doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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