So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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