Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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