His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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