Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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