I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.