If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes