I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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